We love Rachel Zoe as a stylist and fashionista and so we write this post with deep respect and reluctance. But two things: first, girl you need to gain some weight (for real), and second, if you want to go out in a bikini, choose a more flattering coverup. The black swimsuit coverup she is pictured in is really a sarong that was tied at the upper ribcage. Perhaps a wrong choice if you want to divert attention from that area.

Black Tunic by Badgley Mischka

There are several black swimsuit coverups that could work better for her body type, such as a tunic or coverup dress. Two good options are the Black Embroidered Tunic by Badgley Mischka Swimwear, or the Little Black dress by Betsey Johnson Swimwear.  Even though the black dress is smocked at the bust, perhaps the flowy bottom would work better than a sarong. But let’s give her something, at least black helps to conceal unflattering areas. It’s just that hers are all over lately.

Rachel, keep up the good work, but please eat a burger! We love you.

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