Kate Middleton

Dear Kate Middleton: Sure, you’re getting married to a prince. Tons of women out there dream of the fairytale ending you’re about to get. So we’re all for you living it up in a yacht with your man (Prince William), and throwing water on yourself in a sexy white bikini. But, come on girl… do we really need to see nip action with that see-through swimsuit?? I don’t think so!! What will the Queen think?!

We know you’re great at picking outfits that flatter your figure (see blue dress from your engagement party), but we’re guessing you’re not as versed when it comes to designer swimwear. Let us enlighten you. Tip number one: no self-respecting designer will make a white swimsuit without the double lining. As a matter of fact, some brands (see Vix Swimwear) have white swimsuits that are triple lined, so as to avoid with this kind of fashion faux pas.

Amalfi Jewel by Badgley Mischka

A perfect example of a luxury swimsuit fit for a future queen is the Amalfi Jewely White by Badgley Mischka Swimwear. With its luxury embroidery and shirred soft draping, this triangle swimsuit top is perfect for yacht lounging. The best part? It’s double lined, AND also features soft built-in cups (beneath the lining) for shape and support. So there’s no way nip action would happen in this one.

The bottom is cute because it’s a hipster bottom style, but adorned with intricate beading at the hipline. No other assets would pop out because this bottom provides full comfortable coverage at the rear. Let’s leave any cheeky perks to Prince Will.

Closeup and back view

Enjoy your wedding planning girl! And if you’re planning on honeymooning somewhere tropical, take it from us, get some non-see-through designer swimwear.


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