Elin Nordegren

Wood’s wife Elin Nordegren is a hot Scandinavian woman with a bombshell body and the face of an angel. We don’t blame you for smashing the car window, Elin. You look amazing in a bikini. We would be just as ticked with our husband’s dalliances. We’d be irate.

Which makes us think of the perfect revenge for his jerky behavior: Elin Nordegren needs to pose in a bikini again. Think about it. Posing in a bikini would be an unofficial way of saying, “Hello world. I’m hot and he’s delusional.” Which, he kind of is.

Speechless Bikini by Lady Lux

We’d love to see you in something sophisticated and chic, a bikini that brings out not only your skin color but also your elegance. We recommend a suit like the Speechless bikini by Lady Lux Swimwear. The suit features gemstone beading at bust on a goldtone hardware piece. The bandeau top features ruching detail and bottom has matching gemstone detail at front center.

Not only is it representative of one’s reaction at a time like this, but it spells out what will happen to Tiger when he sees you in a bikini again.

As seen in Bespoke Magazine. Get this look here.


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