Wood’s wife Elin Nordegren is a hot Scandinavian woman with a bombshell body and the face of an angel. We don’t blame you for smashing the car window, Elin. You look amazing in a bikini. We would be just as ticked with our husband’s dalliances. We’d be irate.
Which makes us think of the perfect revenge for his jerky behavior: Elin Nordegren needs to pose in a bikini again. Think about it. Posing in a bikini would be an unofficial way of saying, “Hello world. I’m hot and he’s delusional.” Which, he kind of is.
We’d love to see you in something sophisticated and chic, a bikini that brings out not only your skin color but also your elegance. We recommend a suit like the Speechless bikini by Lady Lux Swimwear. The suit features gemstone beading at bust on a goldtone hardware piece. The bandeau top features ruching detail and bottom has matching gemstone detail at front center.
Not only is it representative of one’s reaction at a time like this, but it spells out what will happen to Tiger when he sees you in a bikini again.
As seen in Bespoke Magazine. Get this look here.